Tired of the blanket ending up on the floor every five minutes?
- Blanket kicked off within minutes of sitting down
- "I'm cold" interrupting every single episode
- The blanket on the floor within 10 minutes. Every time.
Unreasonably well thought out.
- Full-length sleeves — little arms stay warm and free
- Built-in foot pocket — cold feet complaints: eliminated
- 280 gsm double-brushed microfleece — same as the adult version
- Sized for kids — not just a small adult version
- Folds into a cushion for storage
- OEKO-TEX certified · Machine washable
The specs, since you asked.
Questions we get a lot.
Honest answers. No corporate runaround.
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Order before 12pm MST and it ships the same day. Standard delivery within the USA takes 3–7 business days. Express options are available at checkout if you need it faster. We get it — being cold is urgent.
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90 days. Money back. Free returns. If you don't love it — which is rare, but we respect it — send it back and we'll sort you out. The only condition is that it hasn't been worn or washed. Full policy on our returns page.
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Jacob bought his Slanket in 2006. He still uses it every day. We've never heard that story about a knockoff. The difference is in the fleece weight, the construction, and 20 years of refinement. But honestly — try it and see.
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Cold water, gentle cycle, mild detergent, dry on low. Wash it by itself — don't throw it in with a full load. That's genuinely all it needs. It comes out perfectly every time.
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Absolutely — and it makes a genuinely great one. We never include pricing in the package, so it's gift-safe by default. Email us at customerservice@theslanket.com if you'd like a gift message included.
A lot of companies looked at the Slanket and said: 'we can do that, but worse.'
They were right.
We don't name names. We just make a better product and let you figure it out.
| The Slanket ✦ | The Knockoffs | |
|---|---|---|
| Invented it | ✓ 1998 | No — they copied it |
| Fleece quality | ✓ 280 gsm double-brushed | Basic poly. You'll feel it. |
| Actual size | ✓ 60" × 80" | "Generous" (it isn't) |
| Foot pocket | ✓ Properly designed | A gesture, not a feature |
| Folds to cushion | ✓ Brilliant storage | Just a blanket in a pile |
| Safety certified | ✓ OEKO-TEX | Unverified |
| Years of refinement | ✓ 20+ years | Since last Tuesday |
| Jacob's loyalty | ✓ 19 years and counting | N/A |
20 years. One original. Zero regrets.
- ✓ $7.99 Shipping in the USA
- ✓ Free Returns & Exchanges
- ✓ 90-Day Money-Back Guarantee
- ✓ OEKO-TEX Certified
The rest of the Slanket family.
One for every person in your life who has been doing blankets wrong.
Slanket
The one that started it all. Full-length sleeves, a built-in foot pocket, and 60"×80" of 280 gsm double-brushed micro-fleece. The original blanket with sleeves — invented in 1998, perfected over 20 years, available in multiple colors. Pick yours and stop fighting with your blanket.
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Slanket Siamese
One Slanket. Two sets of sleeves. Built for couples, best friends, or anyone willing to commit to the same couch for the evening. Same premium 280 gsm micro-fleece as the original — just with room for two. Because warmth is better shared.
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Stroller Slanket
Warmth that actually stays put. Designed specifically for strollers so your little one stays cozy on the go — no falling off, no readjusting, no cold baby. The same premium fleece as the original Slanket, built for life on the move.
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Slanket Onesie
The Slanket concept taken to its logical conclusion. A full-body wearable blanket — head-to-toe warmth, zero cold spots, no adjustments needed. Goes on like a onesie, feels like a hug from a very warm cloud. For when a regular blanket just isn't committed enough.
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